It was around noon, last saturday when I was attacked by a grizzly bear. Some college kids decided to free the animal from the zoo and also decided to free its mind with an altering drug, LSD. In a constant state of "fight or flight" decision making, the 8 ft tall black grizzly is considered armed and dangerous.

I escaped its attack using tactics that I learned in high school, to mess with kids that were attending class who went on acid trips. I clapped my hands several times in the bears face and simply told the bear that it was on fire, and its own mind felt as if the mammoth grizzly was actually on fire. I felt bad tricking the unfortunate science project, but my life was at stake.

Treking through the heavily wooded area, sweat dripped down my brow and into my eyes. Insects and animals collaberating their attack, as it would seem by the intense sound of conspiracy. Yes, conspiracy. Tyranny in the ranks, as it were, the human race has over populated and over run the balance of the animal kingdom. Humans, are now the hunted.

"This war will be far different. A major difference between the forces is the ability to decide right and wrong. It will take a true solder to shoot the cub or cute little runt in the back of its cranium, when its mother cannot protect it. Another option, that America will surely use, is Nuclear weapons. The president of the United States of America has declared that the 'Axis of Evil' is now designated for the Animal Kingdom and has announced that 'air strikes are soon to be 'aregularatory'."

My GOD, what has the world come to? First, we test makeup on these bastards and then we put them in CGI movies where their objective is to... find food or sing and dance, or whatever the hell it is they do. Think about it, EVERY species, "AXIS OF EVIL". It makes me wonder what category they put us in. "DEAD" could be a definate possibility.